How to explain a cat, that it's time for him to work?
Financial crisis, geopolitical instability and European sanctions hit the budgets of many families hard - hard times have begun. Those people have a particularly bad time today, who is forced to feed the greedy cat and the lazy - it turns out, that the contents of a cute pussy flies into a penny, so there is a desire to send a cat to work. So what? You think, your pet will not cope with such a task? Of course, will cope, he will even be able to earn more than you, only hardly wants - this is the essence of thick fluffy skins.
How to talk to a cat, how to explain to him the need for work
Cat - a proud and capricious animal, so simple threats will not help here - the owner needs to be more cunning, explaining the need for work. Remember, that the cat will be able to come up with a thousand excuses for his laziness: because he is so cute; this will damage the coat; I work anyway, watching the aura in the house, etc.. d. Most owners melt, and they surrender, having lost all hope of employment of the shaggy companion. But not you!
Argue the need for work in this way:
- Your family will be able to improve their financial situation. Yes Yes, one parasite will be less. Everything, fluffy, your time has come!
- Rent - a cat because it takes up space in the house? Occupies! So I have to pay - ??such a life, otherwise let him collect his suitcases and go out the door - no one has canceled the market relations yet.
- For the cat, who loves his master, the argument will be that, that you don't have to plow on three jobs. You will stay alive and will make your cat happy, and not doctors in the clinic.
- Such arguments do not apply to the selfish cat: explain, what he will get from such activities. Example, you can buy him a delicious premium food, wide, sour cream, many new toys.
- Cat Lovelas will be happy to show his financial independence to the ladies around him: cats will appreciate his efforts - everyone will be ready to have an affair with him.
- Well, and if nothing helps, threaten to hand him over to Kuklachev, having previously shown, what feints his cats do. Even the most resilient cat will not withstand such an attack and will definitely give in to your requests.
Cat - a proud and capricious animal, so simple threats will not help here - the owner needs to be more cunning, explaining the need for work. Source: Flickr (ryoichi)
Because of, how to make a darmoid cat work
We figured out the motivation, but how to explain a cat, that it's time for him to work? After all, this fluffy sly face at least agreed with your arguments, but is in no hurry to go to the interview. There are several proven techniques:
- Put a newspaper in the tray with ads - while your pet is in need, he will be able to find a job for himself. It is desirable to highlight in advance with bright markers, what you should pay attention to in the first place. Truth, there is a chance, that the cat will pretend, that did not notice such a surprise in the tray - laziness wins.
- V 7 in the morning you will be kicked out to earn money. So, cruelly, but why do you need to spin in a crisis, and this cunning thick snout - no? He eats no less, than you, filler feed, to the doctor - be kind to recoup the costs! So start the alarm clock in the early morning, get up and push the cat, not giving a chance to finally wake up - otherwise you risk running into sharp teeth and strong claws.
- It can be found, comb and send with a compassionate plate to earn. Actually, a good option for lazy cats is to do something, especially, you don't have to do anything. Just watch, so that Greenpeace doesn't find out, ??after all, forced labor is prohibited.
- Send the cat to the village to relatives. The benefits here are obvious: you don't have to spend on food, all responsibilities will fall on the shoulders of relatives. In the village fluffy can relax from the hustle and bustle of the city, and work there shaft: to catch mice - NOT to overfish. It is better not to tell a cat about moving in advance, nor relatives: the pet is sure to hide at the most inopportune moment, and loved ones will come up with a dozen reasons, why it is impossible to them.
- Introduce the cat to the Federal Law "On the Parasitism of Cats", where in h. 3 Art. 29 written in black and white, that laziness among cats is forbidden, they must be employed. And in Art. 81 just listed the responsibility: up to life imprisonment in cold Magadan. so what, that there is no such law, you can write it yourself, print, show the prankster. Do it carefully, that the cunning muzzle didn't guess about anything and didn't complain to police - forgery of documents is punished by the law, only already valid and real.
Now you know, how to explain a cat, that it's time for him to work. Generally, there are no difficulties in this, if you can properly motivate furriers, look for suitable options for it. And if nothing happened, do not worry. The cat also works, you just don't notice it. Here, example, there are no mice in your apartment? Whose merit? Of course, cat! so what, as before his appearance, they also did not exist. They haven't appeared yet, so, running your cat. So it is recommended that you find a second job, go to moderate, no, modest, food (at the same time cope with excess weight), and leave your pet alone, because his job is to please the owner.